20111218 Photograph of Cate Kiska, “I love Surprises” by Deirdre Moore SAQOTU Inc.
*This was written over a decade ago, before I realized that God existed and that Christmas, Easter and Hallowe’en were all pagan holidays. In retrospect, even if all that weren’t true, I wish I’d never lied to Cate or her brother Sean about the whole thing.
December 21, 2011
Dear Santa*,
Re: Our daughter, Cate
I hope things are going well at the North Pole. We are all very excited here in Ottawa.
I am writing to you today because I am a little bit worried about what could happen on Christmas morning at our house. As your elves may know, Cate has had a lot of trouble co-operating over the past few weeks and there is a chance that the elves my place her name on the Naughty List.
But, Cate has done so many wonderful things this year too. I really hope the elves will not forget about all of her acts of kindness and generosity and love throughout the year. I know it is almost Christmas Eve, but Cate and I were hoping you might still have a chance to talk to the elves and find out Cate’s status.
To help you out, Cate and I have come up with a list of just a few of the great things she has done this past year:
- She now puts her shoes on all by herself;
- She has learned to eat mummy’s soup and now joins us for lunch every day;
- She has been practicing her name and can write it on her own now;
- She did a great job going to a new school;
- She shared all of the chocolates that she got for her birthday;
- She doesn’t scream when it’s time to brush her teeth any more;
- She always stays away from fires and hot stoves;
- She’s doing a good job learning to skate and can get up all by herself now;
- She’s doing a good job learning to swim and can hold her breath and jump in with no hands and
- She performed beautifully in the school concert.
If your elves would like more examples, please let me know. I am sure we have left out many, many things that would place Cate on the Nice List.
Thank you, Santa. I hope you have a good night for flying on Christmas Eve. We’ll be sure to leave out some homemade cookies, fresh milk and carrots for you and your reindeer.
Love,
Mummy
PS:
♥ You can see her performance in the school concert here
♥ Her brother, Sean, also did a wonderful performance which is viewable here