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Verse 1

She’ll count the inmates in the stall.

She’ll count the posters on the wall.She’ll count “extensions” on a shelf;

But, most of all she counts … herself.

 

♫       Just a jail guard, jail guard,

DFR loves counting:

1 – 2 – 3 – 4, 1 – 2 – 3 – 4.

How she loves to count.

 

Some say, one day,

(if she learns ‘bout rounding),

She’ll count all her hounding

Make a plaque that she can mount

 

Verse 2

 

She’d count her cackles in the hall.

Shge’d count the seconds to “lasat call”.

She counts the minutes ‘til the nurse;

In vain attempts to make … things worse.

 

♫       She’s a jail guard; not hard

To see her need for power—

Every 30 minutes barking

That which we should do.

 

Lights on! Greens don!

Nevermind the hour:

She loves being sour

Just as all narci … ssists do.

 

Verse 3

 

As people swap for silver/gold

(aware of fiat growing old ¹),

Instead of saving for the “turn”

She fuels her own eter … nal burn.

 

♫       Simple jail guard (safe, barred),

DFR should transfer

Herself off to Laval ² where the

Sadists all have fun.

 

Maybe, she’d see—

With so many minions—

Some have the opinion

Revelation nine … teen’s done ³.